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Updated: Sep 5th, 2007 - 19:40:59 |
Why should you take me home? I'll tell you why. I'll provide you with hours of rolling entertainment. As a puppy, I will show you what you've been missing all these years. You'll have the time of your life watching me explore my world as I grow into your precious pet. I'll teach you that patience is a virtue. It may take me a long time to learn to potty outside but you'll sure have fun watching me learn. I'll keep your socks wet with my little puddles in the house and you'll be sure to find a tootsie roll or two once in a while. I try to please you but you have to remember that I have a small bladder and I need to go outside often. I know what that pee-pee pad is for but sometimes I get confused.
You need to take me home to keep you young. Don't you know that animals keep you living longer? We keep your blood pressure down and add years to your life.
You need someone to cuddle up with when you're the only one home. There are sorrows in life and I'll be there for you through thick and thin. I'll never let you down. I'll always be wagging my tail waiting for you to come home to play with me. If you don't feel like playing, I'll understand. I will be content just lying with you. Being with you makes every fiber in my body warm and cozy.
See, all I want is someone who I can share my love with. I want to give you kisses and take you for walks and do the things that dogs love to do. I want to share your family with you. I'll even try to get along with the family cat. I need you as much as you need me. I'm what you have been looking for. I will provide you with hours of entertainment and I promise you I won't let you down. Remember, I'm "Man's Best Friend" and I will love you forever.
Love, Your Best Friend,
The DOG
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